I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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