That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Farmville is her only friend.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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