I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
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