Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
My life is pants optional.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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