The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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