I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
tell me about the fingering
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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