i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
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I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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