i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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