Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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