U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
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I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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