Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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