was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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