But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
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scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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