so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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