My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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