I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
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The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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