the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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