It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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