Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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