If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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