i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Randomize
