Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
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It was a blind-side dick pic.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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