I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
