we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I know her cup size but not her name....
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