he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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