shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
How's work?
Spinning.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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