He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
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I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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