they need to just BURY HIM!
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Also, beer. Big fan.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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