somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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