these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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