i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
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Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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