How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
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I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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