I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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