either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
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well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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