I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I could make wine with my vomit
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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