K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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