Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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