Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
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only you would photoshop your dick
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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