and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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