There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
She bit a glass in half.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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