I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
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I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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