She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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