I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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