She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
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He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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