Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
