I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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