Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
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I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
FUCK WHALES
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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