dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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