I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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