so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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