Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
