Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
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