You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
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You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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