What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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